"No!" Although they both said their disagreement in unison, JARVIS' statement was less offended sounding that Tony. Mostly because the inflection of his tone was never anything but helpful and dry, but that was neither here nor there. "Don't make me press the mute button, JARVIS."
"I do not technically have any push buttons to press, sir."
"And yet, you still developed a sense of sarcasm. Wonder how that happened." JARVIS remained quiet after that, not afraid of Tony's fragile threat, but because it knew when it had overstepped its boundaries. JARVIS was not privy to owning a filter between its thoughts and words, which Tony often pointed out.
Stark focused his attention on Steve, with a sigh and a mumble under his breath about self-aware, uppity, know-it-all AIs. Despite JARVIS' remarks about his daily habits, the AI was right about the whole Rogers-staying-close-thing. Steve could have the run of the house without having to run too much into Tony, so it really wasn't so awful when the genius engineer thought about it. Besides, if he was really feeling antisocial, there was always a cot stored somewhere in his lab.
"Forget what JARVIS said about me. He was right about you staying here. So, you know, you can. If you want."
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"No!" Although they both said their disagreement in unison, JARVIS' statement was less offended sounding that Tony. Mostly because the inflection of his tone was never anything but helpful and dry, but that was neither here nor there. "Don't make me press the mute button, JARVIS."
"I do not technically have any push buttons to press, sir."
"And yet, you still developed a sense of sarcasm. Wonder how that happened." JARVIS remained quiet after that, not afraid of Tony's fragile threat, but because it knew when it had overstepped its boundaries. JARVIS was not privy to owning a filter between its thoughts and words, which Tony often pointed out.
Stark focused his attention on Steve, with a sigh and a mumble under his breath about self-aware, uppity, know-it-all AIs. Despite JARVIS' remarks about his daily habits, the AI was right about the whole Rogers-staying-close-thing. Steve could have the run of the house without having to run too much into Tony, so it really wasn't so awful when the genius engineer thought about it. Besides, if he was really feeling antisocial, there was always a cot stored somewhere in his lab.
"Forget what JARVIS said about me. He was right about you staying here. So, you know, you can. If you want."