[ "War is Hell," said Sherman. Little known fact: the unedited version of that speech elaborated with, "War is Hell, and if you ever want a glimpse into Hell, all you have to do is witness the depths of Alfred's obsessions."
Steve is about to get a taste of that. The news has broke that he'd been thawed, and while he is none too happy about all the damage to New York, he easily forgives the ragtag group of champions. (Besides, the handsome time traveling alien does way worse damage to England on a regular basis as well as the rest of the world. In the grand scheme of things, a few shattered sky scrapers isn't as bad as the time the Statue of Liberty moved.)
Now that things have calmed down it is finally time for America to realize his quest. It is time to face his destiny. Never again will Steve have to ride a train alone while staring wistfully out the window; now America will be there to breathe all over him.
First he has to find the guy. Luckily there's an app for that. No, seriously, he has an app where people report Avengers sightings and he is on the hunt. If he can catch a shiny Braviary he can find Captain America.
Armed with his Captain America t-shirt, an Avengers backpack made for elementary school kids, his usual bomber jacket and fifteen pictures of Speedwagon to pay for hotdogs if he gets hungry, he trudges through Central Park.
He has not figured out how the fuck he's going to greet the guy except with heavy breathing. ]
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Steve is about to get a taste of that. The news has broke that he'd been thawed, and while he is none too happy about all the damage to New York, he easily forgives the ragtag group of champions. (Besides, the handsome time traveling alien does way worse damage to England on a regular basis as well as the rest of the world. In the grand scheme of things, a few shattered sky scrapers isn't as bad as the time the Statue of Liberty moved.)
Now that things have calmed down it is finally time for America to realize his quest. It is time to face his destiny. Never again will Steve have to ride a train alone while staring wistfully out the window; now America will be there to breathe all over him.
First he has to find the guy. Luckily there's an app for that. No, seriously, he has an app where people report Avengers sightings and he is on the hunt. If he can catch a shiny Braviary he can find Captain America.
Armed with his Captain America t-shirt, an Avengers backpack made for elementary school kids, his usual bomber jacket and fifteen pictures of Speedwagon to pay for hotdogs if he gets hungry, he trudges through Central Park.
He has not figured out how the fuck he's going to greet the guy except with heavy breathing. ]