[ After searching approximately at maps of Central Park, I have decided to bullshit geography. I'd say sorry to New Yorkers but I'm not sorry.
With that established, America starts meandering down a vaguely defined path toward the zoo with his two buddies. It's slow going because penguins are not particularly agile on land. Luckily Pippin is one of those cute rock hoppers and not a fat emperor fuck, so at least he can waddle at the pace of an elderly dachshund.
America is enjoying the relative peace and quiet. Yes, peace and quiet for him includes walking stolen penguins through a park with a total stranger. That is his life. Even with the dull headache that still lingers from the Loki incident, he doesn't intend to let this be a quiet talk. A little conversation can only improve his mood after the day's disappointments. ]
Came here today lookin' for Captain America, but that was a bust. I was so enamored after his exploits in that war. I was kinda busy at the time, 'course, but I was devastated when I heard the news and-- eh, it's a long story, but aside from the obvious Captain America thing... just nice to have someone more or less back from the dead after so long.
[ He waves a hand flippantly. ]
But that's all besides the point since it didn't happen! Anyway, you watch TV? I went on a Netflix binge before my last meeting, and somehow ten tubs of ice cream and six long island iced teas later, I end up watchin' that show Ancient Aliens. And it was about Thor! Hah, you should see how pissed the Nordics get when I bring it up to them. It's kinda hilarious.
[ And America is kinda an asshole. Granted, there's a lot of weird shit about their world, so there's not much reason to think that Alien Thor and the "real" Thor can't be different people. It's just funny to watch Denmark lose his shit. ]
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With that established, America starts meandering down a vaguely defined path toward the zoo with his two buddies. It's slow going because penguins are not particularly agile on land. Luckily Pippin is one of those cute rock hoppers and not a fat emperor fuck, so at least he can waddle at the pace of an elderly dachshund.
America is enjoying the relative peace and quiet. Yes, peace and quiet for him includes walking stolen penguins through a park with a total stranger. That is his life. Even with the dull headache that still lingers from the Loki incident, he doesn't intend to let this be a quiet talk. A little conversation can only improve his mood after the day's disappointments. ]
Came here today lookin' for Captain America, but that was a bust. I was so enamored after his exploits in that war. I was kinda busy at the time, 'course, but I was devastated when I heard the news and-- eh, it's a long story, but aside from the obvious Captain America thing... just nice to have someone more or less back from the dead after so long.
[ He waves a hand flippantly. ]
But that's all besides the point since it didn't happen! Anyway, you watch TV? I went on a Netflix binge before my last meeting, and somehow ten tubs of ice cream and six long island iced teas later, I end up watchin' that show Ancient Aliens. And it was about Thor! Hah, you should see how pissed the Nordics get when I bring it up to them. It's kinda hilarious.
[ And America is kinda an asshole. Granted, there's a lot of weird shit about their world, so there's not much reason to think that Alien Thor and the "real" Thor can't be different people. It's just funny to watch Denmark lose his shit. ]