open post (steve rogers)

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steve rogers / captain america open post.

※ looking for a thread with an all-american super soldier?
※ respond with any character, canonmate or otherwise, and a prompt.
※ open to any format (prose, brackets, commentspam).
※ open to any canonpoint (within marvel cinematic universe).
※ if you don't have any prompt ideas, feel free to throw the ball into my court!
※ you can always refer to the random scenario meme for inspiration.

Comments

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Are you sure?

Well, now you have to let me see it.

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Mostly.

You'll have to sign up for one if you want to see. If I suffer through it, you should.

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You say that as if I don't already have one.

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Bullshit.

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I haven't done much with it, but I signed up out of curiosity.

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I don't get the point of it. No one cares what someone else eats.

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Foodies do.

And it's not just food that people post.

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I know. Still.

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Well, the good thing about the future is that you can pick and choose.

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Now I want to know what's in yours.

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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Wow, Mr. Rogers, I dunno if I'm comfortable with what you're insinuating there.

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Don't act so innocent.

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Darcy thinks both of us are.

Somehow.

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You'll start to realize after a while that everyone gets a kick out of explaining everything to us like we're five. I tried to tell them that I didn't need the help at first, but it never quite registers so now I just let them have their fun.

1/2

[antiqued]

Hell. If they won't listen to you they won't to me.

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Come show me yours.

1/2

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Is that an order?

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Where are you?

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Will you come faster if it is?

My floor at the tower. Living room.

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I think I'd probably tell you you were out of line, soldier.

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Last I checked, you aren't technically my CO.

[ you know, being post-tws and all that, he's not really SHIELD and obviously not HYDRA ]

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Are you saying you no longer want to follow me into the jaws of death, Sergeant Barnes?

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If it's it all the same, I'd rather avoid jaws of death. Think we've had enough of that.

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I won't let anything like that happen again, Buck.