open post (steve rogers)

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steve rogers / captain america open post.

※ looking for a thread with an all-american super soldier?
※ respond with any character, canonmate or otherwise, and a prompt.
※ open to any format (prose, brackets, commentspam).
※ open to any canonpoint (within marvel cinematic universe).
※ if you don't have any prompt ideas, feel free to throw the ball into my court!
※ you can always refer to the random scenario meme for inspiration.

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package for you, addressed to me.

three guesses what it is.

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Meaning you ordered it for me?

Are they Captain America boxers?

[antiqued]

meaning i ordered it for me to wear for you

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[...]

Is it something you could wear in public?

[antiqued]

sure, just under something.

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So it is underwear.

[antiqued]

i'm counting that as two guesses because of lack of specificity.

they aren't captain america boxers

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Something more risque, then?

[Isn't that what ladies do? He's never heard of it for men...]

[antiqued]

something like that.

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[There's a long, long pause before the return message shows up.]

Why are you sending this to me right now? You realize that's cruel and unusual punishment, right?

1/2

[antiqued]

[ OH MAN HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP ]

[antiqued]

[ wait no false alarm ok ]

sounded like you were bored.

i don't have to send the other pictures if you're busy

1/2

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Are you sulking?

You're sulking, aren't you.

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I'm surrounded by a bunch of people in button-up suits. I think they might notice if I turn tomato red and keep staring at my phone.

[antiqued]

that's rough, cap. having to make nice with people.

attachment.

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[antiqued]

and i'm not sulking.

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[Good lord in Heaven. He needs Jesus right now.]

Yellow actually works pretty well on you. Or maybe it's just that it would look nice no matter what color it was.

[antiqued]

i got a few different colors.

wasn't sure what would work

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I'm pretty sure they all work, Buck.

What spurred this on?

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long story.

you and i like gals in risque clothing right? like those old pinups some of the guys had.

figure it isn't so different for guys.

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I never really thought about it that way before, but you're right.

I only needed one picture to figure that out.

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technically i shouldn't send you any more because you didn't really guess.

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I definitely guessed.

[antiqued]

no, you were vague.

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It was close enough.

This meeting needs to end yesterday.